my mom once told me there are 40 year old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 year old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 year old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 year old men

(出典: lookingforcastiel、sadie-mizuki-anonから)

girl 1:omg im pregnant
girl 2:omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3:omg im always drunk
me:omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

if you shake your bias’ hand, you have indirectly touched their crotch.

(ricashiiから)

» Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and just vent my heart out, cry to you, yell to you, or just chat with you. We are all in need of somebody to talk to.

(出典: neverstopfightingthedemons、virtual-fakemanから)

» A haiku about losing a follower

I thought we were friends

Why did you unfollow me

My feelings are hurt

(aradias-fedoraから)