Guys.
I’m going to have a kitten.
MY MOM JUST ACTUALLY SAID I CAN GET ONE.
my mom once told me there are 40 year old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 year old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 year old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 year old men
(元記事： lookingforcastiel (sadie-mizuki-anonから))
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
if you shake your bias’ hand, you have indirectly touched their crotch.
Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and just vent my heart out, cry to you, yell to you, or just chat with you. We are all in need of somebody to talk to.
(元記事： neverstopfightingthedemons (virtual-fakemanから))
